Do You Ever Wonder Why ...

......don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

......is "abbreviated" such a long word?

......is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

......is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

......is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

......is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

......didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

......do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

......are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?  

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?