Indian penis - much smaller than their ego!

Do you know why (many) Indian men have a huge ego ?

They are trying to compensate for their small penises!! ;-)

As per a two year study made by the ICMR, 60% Indian men measure on an average, 2.5 cm less and an another 30% measure 5 cm less compared to the the standard sizes used for making condoms.

Well, as for the Indian pride, still there's a hope: India is now the biggest proof that size does not matter for procreation... well, then for satisfaction ? "It depends!"

And here are some jokes made out of this news:

• Now indian guys need not worry about "being small" among their friends - everyone is!
• Jay Leno, "Now I know why that tech support guy was snippy!"
• SNL, "No wonder the tech support guy was grumpy"
  
• Now I have to take more seriously the “small penis” spam I receive!
• I bet this increases boys’ receptivity to arranged marriages: “Uh, yeah, I guess I’m not going to pick anyone up in a bar now, so let’s just seal the deal before I reveal.”
• May be this will start an era of male-teasing in India!
• This can also have a social impact - Dowry could now become proportional to how the guy measures up!