Do You Ever Wonder Why ...

......don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

......is "abbreviated" such a long word?

......is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

......is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

......is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

......is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

......didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

......do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

......are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?  

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Kadavul Vaalhthu

Few Quotes that we really liked a lot and laughed .. these quotes are by none other than our hero Homer Simpson :)

• I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
  
• I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
  
• Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
  
• I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
  
• I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.